Houston Area Liberty Campaign

WARNING…

This article contains the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth..
There is also language here that some people may find offensive.
So, before you flame me, just think about what I’m about to tell you.

Just so you’re warned, you can read with caution…
and hopefully, take heed.

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How to wreck a really good country in 40 easy steps
By:  HALC.us staff
[Editorial by HALC.us staff member, which in no way represents the opinions of the entire staff, just the author.]

1. Control their water (ever gone more than a day without drinking water??);
2. Control their food (ya gotta eat sometime, right??);
3. Tell them what kind of structures they can or cannot put on their land.  If you let them do something to their own land, make them pay you some money for permission of what they want to do with it.  If you don’t like them or their plan, keep their money but don’t give them the permit;
4. Make them rent their land that may have been paid off and in the family for 100 yrs.  Do this every year, in ever-increasing rates and dollar values;                                                                                                                                                                
5. Send “property tax” money to a school district that costs at least twice as much per student and has about three times the dropout rate as private, parochial and home-schooling.  Make them learn “your way” as to politics, sex, God, science, government and whatever else it takes to breed a good sheep, eer, uhm, I mean, raise a good student;
6. Control “moral actions” like smoking & drinking, with minimum ages and a crapload “sin taxes.”  Punish them for wanting to have fun in their own way;
7. Put really nasty stuff in their immunizations and don’t do any animal testing on the immunizations.  Tell the sheeple it’s “in the best interest of the children.”  Then, they cannot attend publicly-funded government-controlled schools without those shots (self-quarantining is not an option for you);
8. Subsidize tobacco farmers to grow their crops, while saying all over TV that “smoking is bad for you”… (I know, it always confused me too, and I was raised in a family that on both sides of the family had been farming or in horticulture for at least 70 yrs at the time);
9. Tell them if they use any means of discipline other than letting junior do whatever the hell he wants to, whenever he wants to do it, Nanny CPS will come take junior away to where you will not destroy his self-esteem by telling him “no” or maybe popping his ass time or two when he needs it;
10. Lose the gold and silver standard.  Say it isn’t necessary.  Try to sneak its removal by the sheeple like someone who had one too many egg Mc Muffins in a crowded elevator;
11. Set up a company under some secretive meetings somewhere on an island that has a horror film sounding name… shortly thereafter, remove any commodity-based backing for your “money”… tell the sheeple they have the “full faith of the government” for this “money”.  I mean, U. S. Treasury notes, Monopoly from Parker Brothers, “IOU” written by Bennie Bernanke on some Charmin from Taco Cabana… it’s all good, baby…
12. Listen to every damn telephone conversation, read every email, internet article, pay government agents to sit in on college lectures, all in the interest of “national security.,”   Because if you’re not “one of them”, you’re one of the bad guys/gals;
13. If you have to, break into their house or business and put a keystroke logger on their computers.  I mean, why bother with a warrant? Only Sheriff Andy Taylor would bother with that!!;
14. If you can’t catch someone doing something REALLY bad or they’re not moving that way fast enough, plant some nekkid pictures of little boys or anti-social propaganda on their home computer.  Falsely inform the state police agency where they reside they have an arrest warrant on them.  Have a plant in that local police agency plant a bag or two of coke or heroine or pirated DVDs in their vehicle;
15. Set up an “anonymous tipline” to report anything fishy going on, no matter how small and undocumented;
16. Kill, smear, blacklist, or spy on anyone that pisses you off, “figured you out” or somehow didn’t “get with the program”;
17. Distract them with useless endeavors like movies, TV, radio and newspapers that say only what YOU want to… Fill the airwaves, theaters and printed materials with “fluff” like Harold and Kumar, Big Brother (makes them get used to the idea of being watched and watching other people), Survivor (yeah, those 40 camera guys are really going to eat raw lizards and coconuts for 45 days), or National Enquirer (yeah, we know, Brittney likes to get out of the car, wear really short skirts & go commando underneath and Brad Pitt is a man ho for leaving Jennifer);
18. Tell the sheeple who they can or cannot marry or love. After all, they’re not smart enough to know who they love, are they?;
19. Gun control does not mean if you have a gun, hit your damn target!;
20. Tell the sheeple that if you make more than some arbitrary figure THE GREAT ONE decided is “too much money,” obviously you must have cheated your way in business.  By reasoning, you have ill-gotten gains.  The other guys don’t have that much money and stuff.  You only have one ass.  You don’t need 3 cars, a boat, an RV and a vacation home.  So, gimme your money and most of your toys!! Because THE GREAT ONE said so!;
21. Track their movements, cradle-to-grave, with a number that is not supposed to be used to track them… make it where they can’t get or use a credit card customer service line, register for school, work, without this number;
22. I’m a girl.  If it’s 100ºF outside, my son, nephew and brother can take off their shirts and not get arrested but I can’t?  Many moons ago, I got a stern talking to by an officer because two old bitties complained that I had committed the unpardonable sin of feeding my 14 month old in the local museum’s darkened amphitheater.  But, if I had received a ticket or been arrested, I could go work off the fines and bail at Rick’s Caberet or The Gentleman’s Club… WTH?!!? And, I’m the freak??;
23. Bring up the idea every few years (after some sort of “disaster” that mysteriously happens at an opportune time) that maybe we need to put a tracking element (chip) in people’s bodies, so they can’t “lose their documents” (you know, “for their own protection”);
24. God made marijuana; man made beer, rum and Valium.  Beer, rum and valium are legal, marijuana is not.  So, God is illegal?;
25. While you’re at it, take prayer out of school, after all, God is illegal, right?;
26. Tell pastors and religious broadcasters and writers that if they preach the moral teachings of their doctrine, they will lose “tax exempt status” from that nebulous organization that says it’s a federal agency but is also a mysteriously formed illegal private company;
27. Oh, also, Pastor/Rabbi/Shaman/Father, if you preach the moral teachings of your doctrine, you must give equal air or floor time or column space to an opposing view.  You know, just to hear the other side’s arguments of your silly God-church doctrines;
28. You can’t send junior down to the principal’s office anymore… you might hurt his self-esteem.  Then he’ll go all postal on your ass, come back during lunch and blow up the school and shoot everyone.  It will be YOUR fault;
29. Force all graduating high school seniors “donate” 2 yrs of service to “Americorps”;
30. Send our sons (and shortly, daughters) to a war they may not feel is justified.  After all, an unwilling soldier is the biggest target on the field and is only protecting himself;
31. Make these soldiers be the government’s unpaid and usually unwilling guinea pigs for biological weapons you may want to breed in a laboratory against your enemies by forcing them to be immunized for whatever you can think up;
32. Make these soldiers drop deforestation agents (on jungle areas) and use flea spray (in dry, sandy areas) on their bodies and sleep areas when you either draft them or when they sheepishly sign up to go to fight your war.  WHEN they get sick, tell them, “it’s all in your head”;
33. Create in 1913 a supposedly “government agency” that really isn’t a government agency.  Reported in the news about 20 years ago… say that it went through Congress, was voted on, passed and now you must “voluntarily comply” to donate about 40% of your pay in “taxes” to this company;
34. Let people who don’t bother with pesky things like following immigration laws and that may have a criminal background get financial aid for college tuition and books.  Make foreign students living in the state who have probably had at worst a parking ticket pay “out-of-state” tuition.  We might have a little left over for our own residents to go to college, but if we don’t, who will raise a stink?  They’re “over there” fighting our war;
35. Don’t let companies develop alternative energy sources on their own… FORCE them to do it, after all, don’t you know the best way to make a buck in this country is to MAKE someone do it, make it really hard to do it, then punish them for making money off their idea or product?;
36. Don’t let people drill for oil on American soil unless you make it as hard for them as possible, regardless of whether the land is private or public.  After all, Sheik Abu Adabbi Mohammad Adiru had to let one of his 32 wives go.  You know, budget cutbacks and all. Sheik Adiru couldn’t keep all of them on the HMO or supplied with Midol and Tampax;
37. “Highly, highly” suggest that people trade in their paid-off but slightly older vehicles for  newer vehicles that supposedly get about three mpg. more than their paid-off vehicle.  When they do and the program runs out of money, stick it to the dealers who have now crushed the traded-in vehicles (under the program mandates)… ha, ha, ha!  SUCKERS!!
38. Stock your Presidential cabinet and Courts with elitist, class-polarizing, socialists who were trained at the likes of Cold Spring Harbor Laboratories (where eugenics labs were created in the early 1900s), racist judges who have no qualms about stating so and did overwhelmingly poorly in law school;
39. Don’t hold your elected local, state and federal elected officials and those appointed to office to honestly and vigorously uphold the best interests of their constituents and the country, as a whole.  After all, most of them are the best that money can buy.
40. Call everyone a “conspiracy nut” if they do not agree with you and your agenda. Sic the IRS, DEA, FBI, CIA, CPS, state licensing agencies and all the other alphabet soupers after them. Raid their business, detain and interrogate their children with no parent or attorney present, show phoney photos of them with people they shouldn’t be with to their spouses, business partners.  Dig up whatever dirt you can on them. If there is none to be dug up, make up something trite like their teenaged daughter got pregnant out of wedlock and is not really planning on marrying the fellow.  Or, they smoked a joint back in junior high, over 30 years ago.  Deflect real questions as much as possible in TEA Parties, town hall meetings and whenever you happen to get caught on camera.  When people notice that you’re telling them that 2+2=5, tell them all that they’re crazy and conspiracy nutz for not believing you.  Give them a free box of tin foil, upon request.  Oh, and pay at least $10.50 at the government supply house for said tin foil.

Okay, if you got to here and read all of this, I”d hope you’d realize that much of it was facetious stated and very much in-your-face… But, it’s all true.  Don’t just get mad. Get your ass up off your damn chair and do something about it!

Write your congressman.  Better yet, show up at a town hall meeting.  Even try to get an appt at his or her office and try to have someone record that interaction for you!!

Forward this to your friends and family.  Blog, blog,  BLOG!!  After all, this is 2009.  And Al Gore and his buddies want to take down the internet.  You know, because after all, he invented the internet, man!!!!

All I can say is, “Don’t be Ben Dover anymore and say ‘baa-a-a-a-a-a!’ any more!”